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David Demotivational Poster


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

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Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly h**, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' h**!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge ***bs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie

HELPING EACH OTHER OUT - any way we can

TAGS: david thorne rules
Rating: 4.89/5

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joshuas193 - February 22, 2013, 4:40 am
This is one of the funniest things ever!! My sides hurt from laughing.
Zreiser - February 17, 2011, 1:44 am
Normally, I skip past extra long posters, but this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY!! This is sooo great, I actually read it to several people.
CoolioIndeed - February 16, 2011, 8:59 pm
Airman, you put too much WIN in this poster, for my sides have split open. 5 Kitty's
autumnspirit - February 16, 2011, 5:56 pm
ROFLMFAO This is the best!
TheOne - February 16, 2011, 4:16 pm
Zook - August 31, 2010, 5:14 pm
this poster is just epic
Raf82 - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
ROFL LMAO Funniest poster ever!
Dangle - August 12, 2010, 9:15 am
BWAHAHAHA 5 lost kitties!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 11:51 am
AAlso....CCarots AAre GGood for DDigestion
Sean - August 11, 2010, 11:34 am
Welcome to the interwebbernet, RRDD, where your newly overcome ignorance becomes the measure of all things.
Airman - August 11, 2010, 10:44 am
Oh RRay.. tthat is wwhy it ssays David Thorne in tthe ttags.. we all know who he is.
RRaymonDD - August 11, 2010, 4:41 am
For the people that think this was funny, David Thorne, the author of this joke has many more over here: http://27bslash6.com/
Sean - August 10, 2010, 4:45 pm
Wow, I can be such a jerk sometimes, but not this time. Yerrrr welcome! What kinda name is Missy, anyways? No wonder she ran away and won't come back. Hope she hasn't done herself an injury outta sheer nominal dispair.
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 4:17 pm
That's totally my real phone number, too.
tryal - August 10, 2010, 3:49 pm
anyone called the # yet?
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 3:06 pm
Totally f'ing hilarious Airman. 5L
just me - August 10, 2010, 2:27 pm
WOW that is funny! I have been on both sides of that discussion with people before!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 2:10 pm
ROR! That is amsome

JEW-JITSU - Shuriken, caltrops, and matzo ball soup.

TAGS: ninja star of david
Rating: 3.1/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Ping... Ping...
rerun - May 11, 2010, 8:17 pm

I wonder who would ever want to live in Melrose Park, IL?
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:28 pm

you know, BillJat is not even worth the ink here.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
debate with aggy or rerun is one thing. war with toc is another which I wouldn't wish my hardest enemies...*lol* but after making the acquaintance of THE BANHAMMER too at my early beginning here I just try to get other opinions too, 'cuz MF should be fun!
culos - May 11, 2010, 9:48 am
Ouch :-)
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:27 am
...your a** ripped apart. You can keep making IDs, and I'll just blanket ban every IP address your isp will provide for you. Thank you, and have a funderful day.
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:26 am
...politics approved since politifake.org began, so you might want to check your dates. Rerun banned you only after you said you weren't coming back, so what's the big deal? You must be a glutton for punishment, since you like to come back here to get...
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am
"...it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check)." This is your stupidity again; see that reports tab? There is a link to approval queue in that tab. There has been absolutely NO...
MO - May 11, 2010, 9:05 am
Look jat, you're just flappin your ***k beaters for no reason. You can keep it up all day long, but you won't change the fact that you're a whinny b****. And the mods you seem to want to complain about? They are well respected/loved members of this site.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:22 am
perhaps didn't get the text right if there are plays on word or something, but i really loled much at the title and don't believe it was an attack against Jewish people. and indeed banning AND beeing offensive to banned people seems a little chicken to me
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:17 am
Keep raggin' on the Mods & what it gets you.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Keep it up, I'll keep making more IDs and pointing out how a**umptive and asinine mods can be, whenever I bother to check.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:04 am
Agdaniele, wasn't just TONE, there were some that were very overtly anti-Obama approved recently... I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't only the one wing allowed. You seem decent (based on first part), but becoming less so, is this who/how you want to be?
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:57 am
3. Rerun, you are talking trash to someone who's already left, after you banned them to make sure. What does that say about you? Mr Random, it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check).
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:55 am
1. Not Christian, and both Jewish friends and those into the martial art appreciated it. 2. Not my pic, it was already here.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm

Too soon?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm

OK Captain a** Munch. Glad you are gone. I am Jewish and find this poster offensive, your Christial morality should have prevented you from ever making it, but you are a moral only when it serves you, please enjoy your stay in Hell.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:32 am
Mr. Random has spoken very eloquently... and I agree with all he says. But being that this isn't politifake.org, I must apologize for any tone that the existing posters take... as we've tried to remove... screw it... Jatro... don't let the door hit ya!
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am
As for a poster being rejected, the reason is almost always given on the approval que.
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am
Couple of things. At one point, this site accepted all political posters. That has since changed, and they have their own site now. We most got them in from a couple of posters who would more or less flood us, and they were more or less all Republicans.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:13 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:10 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:09 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.


TAGS: humor david bowie disappointed
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:48 pm

DB was Bill Kalutz before Bill was Bill

DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!

DAVID BOWIE - now contagious to horses

TAGS: david bowie horse
Rating: 2.22/5

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NickDahlmier - November 23, 2016, 5:43 pm
The ultimate Brony OC....

HARLEY DAVIDSON - Helping the USA win wars since 1942

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Should be illegal and prosecuted under the sodomy laws.

TAGS: funny david foresty
Rating: 4.69/5

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rerun - August 2, 2010, 9:06 pm

they were nice too. I have it if you want it....via PM only
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 8:09 pm
ROR! I don't think you have to be all to quick, there aint been a mod in sight all day.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
Quick! Quick! There's ***bs in the approval queue! Check'em out before they're gone!!!
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:41 pm
my exact views. 5l's
Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 7:35 am


PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted.

Down Deep -

TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

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Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm
Fractal feces...

CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...

TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol h**rod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am
Somebody's been to Oamaru.

DAVID LEE ROTH - Somebody Get Me a Doctor !

TAGS: david lee roth
Rating: 2.57/5

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HOW DID YOU FIND ME? - I'm the man

TAGS: kill bill david carradine
Rating: 1.67/5

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Crockaliscious - November 1, 2009, 6:44 pm
This is why one shouldn't fap & self strangulate at the same time.

I Present to You -

Why I hate TV shows -

why oh why -

TAGS: mooooooo mrsmooooooooo argue davidthorne
Rating: 4.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2014, 11:17 pm
Probably not.
Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:49 pm
lol - he'll learn eventually

STATUE OF DONNIE - David's fashion conscious brother

TAGS: david statue
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:27 pm
Just couldn't resist 5LOL'ing at that one.
ughomer - December 1, 2012, 12:04 pm
gud 1 - 5L

surreal -



DAVID BLAINE - shopping for Tupperware


TAGS: life time death actor david carradine 1936 2009 kung fu kill bill poem poet quote
Rating: 2.5/5

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The Truth - June 5, 2009, 11:51 am
"Suicide Is Painless" (Mike Altman)


TAGS: david hasselhoff courtney love
Rating: 2.38/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:54 am
TOC!!!! Oh...My...God... you... how... how can you be so cruel! *sobs and runs to room*
thatonechick - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am
All beer is nasty. *ducks to avoid the barrage of shoes and blunt objects thrown*
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:36 am
Hey, if you're basing your view of German beer on anything they export. OK. but if you have had beer IN Germany, you wouldn't say that. I will keep the hounds at bay for now.
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:31 am
And this from a fattie who drinks milk out of bags....Shame on you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 11:24 am
Did I say beer?....i meant to say toilet water.
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:15 am
American Beer is a Contradictio in Terminis
culos - January 6, 2010, 11:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 11:00 am
German beer?....Blarg. Worse than American beer,
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:58 am
Well, yeah...you gotta be creeped out by the Scheisse films (look it up), and well, lots of other stuff. But the Beer man! Think of the beer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2010, 10:07 am
Have you seen what Germans are in to?.....But yeah, Knight Rider FTW!
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:02 am
The Hoff may be creepy now, but I still see him as Michael Knight. And in Germany he is a god!

CIA INVENTED BY - Leslie Nielson, Chuck Norris, Marlon Brando & David Gray

TAGS: cia by leslie nielson chuck norris marlon brando amp david gray
Rating: 2.2/5
cbc_rules - December 12, 2008, 12:04 am
If that happened, then The Matrix would only be about 15 seconds long.
RnR - July 9, 2008, 6:52 am
just imagine how cool The Matrix would have been if it starred Chuck Norris
Wha?? - June 13, 2008, 3:05 am
Keep taking the medication

KILL BILL - He sure did.

David Bowie -

TAGS: david bowie death cancer quote rip
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:31 am
Funny you should say that, for Billy Idol did "To Be a Lover" as tribute to Elvis' influence on him... Thou Billy's singing sounds like Bing, while he's trying to look ***y like Sting did in the day.
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 1:27 pm
No argument. I just appreciate good singing voices, as I tend to replicate the last utterances of an aged diseased yak when attempting to take advantage of shower acoustics.
EmilioDumphque - January 12, 2016, 12:24 pm
I can't say I thought much of Bing's voice either, not when compared to Otis, Aretha, and oh so many others. Elvis was the refutation of everything "Bing"!
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 7:40 am
Yer not alone. Not a big fan of the genre, but the guy had a voice. No strain. And when some genius put him and Bing together (another natural), well...it showed
EmilioDumphque - January 12, 2016, 3:21 am
I must be alone in thinking his stardom (and a few others) heralded the decline of soulfulness in favor of marketing.